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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthDrilling holes into drywall is a hobby, not a career path.
Professional hole-driller and attic-crawler by trade.
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Wireless intrusion detection without the human mess.
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snakes fiber optic cable through impossible joists
You route cables through tight crawlspaces and mount sensors to detect intruders. You wire panels and test systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to hide wiring behind a difficult fireplace mantle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wireless mesh sensors eliminate the need for your clumsy manual cabling.
Month 6
Cameras now detect motion and verify threats without your manual testing.
Month 14
Adhesive-backed smart mounts replace your need for heavy power drills.
Year 2.5
Compact spiders navigate crawlspaces to install sensors in your stead.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system self-installs, leaving you with nothing left to wire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3 per job
Average drill slips
400 hours/year
Time inside attics
89 percent
Cable fish success rate
Your severance
A blunt masonry bit and a sincere good luck.
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