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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning lead into base code until you are completely obsolete.
Amateur potion brewer with a burning desire for gold.
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pop?you▸ TRANSMUTEAI PRIME▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises molecular bonds while you sleep
You spend days obsessively mixing volatile chemicals, transmuting substances, and recording failed reactions in dusty, cryptic leather journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell exactly which reagent is currently melting your copper cauldron.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
OCR scanners turn your messy scribbles into clean searchable data.
Week 8
Virtual chemical modeling runs ten thousand reactions every single second.
Month 3
Robotic arms handle all hazardous mixing without needing any ventilation.
Month 5
AI vision sensors detect successful synthesis better than your eyes.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your lab equipment is recycled into a modern coffee machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too many
Accidental Lab Explosions
99 percent
Percentage of Unstable Vapors
zero progress
Years Chasing Philosophers Stone
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lead-tinted printer ink.
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