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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsScanning items at supersonic speeds is a skill only robots enjoy.
Professional blur-speed grocery wrangler and barcode hunter.
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no no noyou▸ SCANMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slams groceries into the cart mid-scan
You scan groceries with ruthless efficiency while managing the lightning-fast rotation of product baskets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a person's entire week based solely on their selection of frozen snacks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the cart automatically tally items during the shopping trip.
Month 7
Computer vision cameras identify loose fruit without needing manual code entry.
Month 16
Biometric checkout replaces the need for cards or cash registers.
Year 2.2
Pneumatic arms pack groceries with optimized structural integrity.
Year 3 · D-Day
The checkout zone is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
12
Items scanned per second
0.04 percent
Human error margin
Zero
Break frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of 25-cent shopping cart coins.
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