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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthMeasuring windows is a task, not a personality trait.
Loves a level, dreads a wonky lintel.
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Precision drilling for the modern patio.
oof.youAI▸ WALLMOUNT-X 500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
secures mounts into crumbly brick perfectly
You drill holes into brick and mount heavy fabric blinds. Then you wire up the motors for home automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to fix the blind when the wall is uneven.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones scan your patio to create a perfect install map.
Month 7
Robotic saws trim all tracks to the exact millimetre.
Month 16
A gantry arm drills holes without making a dusty mess.
Year 2.2
Small wall-crawling bots run wires and connect motors internally.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your truck is sold for scrap and your drill is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
3 per week
Average drill slips
75 percent
Time spent on ladders
Negligible
Motor wiring mistakes
Your severance
A slightly used heavy-duty cordless impact drill.
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