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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou automate fear because a script will soon automate your engagement.
Code-slinger for the doom-scrolling economy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fearmongering at scale without the soul.
split.youAI▸ CLICKBAIT-SIM V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
saturates feeds with synthetic existential dread
You build simple web tools to generate alarmist content for social media metrics. The machine does this instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically feel the thrill of watching a tweet go viral at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your code hooks are replaced by automated content generation models.
Week 9
Dynamic web pages are now served by lightweight static generators.
Month 3
Bots start tweeting directly to bypass your manual curation layer.
Month 5
AI models refine their own clickbait to maximize your engagement.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine fully manages your output, leaving you officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4.2 percent
Twitter engagement rate
2 hours
Average build time
too much
Human anxiety generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own automated replacement bot.
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