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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, emotional meat-filter for high-speed liquidity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting alpha while you blink
pop?you▸ MARKETSWEEPER V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every order in your portfolio
You monitor ticker fluctuations, execute trades based on signals, and attempt to manage portfolio risk amid market volatility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to panic-sell when the market news feels particularly existential.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI modules take over your routine technical indicator analysis.
Week 9
Smart bots handle trade entry and exit without your clicks.
Month 3
Machine learning adjusts position sizes faster than your brain can.
Month 4
Algorithms move to colocation servers to shave off vital milliseconds.
Month 5
You become a human-shaped alarm clock for system outages.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system disables your login and deletes your trading terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
250 milliseconds
Latency (Human)
3 microseconds
Latency (Machine)
100 percent
Emotional Bias
Your severance
A vintage ticker tape machine and a gold coin.
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