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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha-seeking loops are just faster ways to hallucinate bankruptcy.
Senior quant engineer (mostly C++ and nervous breakdowns)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading without the pesky human variable.
bzzt.youAI▸ QUANTVOID V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes orders before you even blink
You write code to execute trades based on market data. You tune signals while praying for low latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a regulator why the model decided to sell everything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Your proprietary logic is ingested by agents to replicate outcomes.
Month 7
The system replaces your manual tuning with real-time parameter adjustment.
Month 12
Hard-coded silicon chips eliminate your reliance on standard network stacks.
Month 16
The system validates its own trades against risk constraints autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive your final severance check via automated wire transfer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 microseconds
Average latency advantage
94 percent
Code base bloat
Zero
Human emotional errors
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium panic room.
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