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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsScanning for life, but missing the blinking red light of redundancy.
Professional listener of cosmic static and interstellar hums.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only signal you need is our success.
stretchy.youAI▸ VOIDSEARCH AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters infinite white noise in one second
Monitoring deep space telemetry to categorize anomalous signals from non-terrestrial sources in real-time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a weird blip is a pulsar or an actual interstellar craft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies local noise to clean up your raw data.
Month 6
Sensors adjust the dish array without waiting for manual human input.
Month 12
A vision-trained model categorizes signals faster than human reaction times.
Month 16
The AI writes the final logs and sends them to headquarters.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human terminal is disconnected for an permanent off-site vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0001 percent
Signals missed
4 liters/shift
Coffee intake
99 percent
False positives
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet asteroid.
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