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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsNegotiating with dragons is a skill best left to the delusional.
Professional listener to scales, fire, and ancient grumbling.
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bzzt.youAI▸ DRACODIPLOMAT-01▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
interprets dragon bellows into polite email threads
You draft inter-species treaties and attempt to navigate the complex socio-political demands of mythical, fire-breathing, alien entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique social grace required to survive a conversation with a territorial beast.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the linguistic patterns of dragon vocalizations.
Month 16
Algorithms write draft treaties that satisfy alien ego requirements.
Year 8
Hardened remote drones handle the face-to-face discussions.
Year 22
Advanced software manages the complex cultural protocol exchanges.
Year 50 · D-Day
The machine fully replaces the human diplomatic liaison.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
0.0001%
Negotiation success rate
4 per month
Incineration incidents
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the nearest volcanic crater.
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