Alignment Engineer

You will be replaced by AlignoBot 9000

Recursive moral superiority as a service.

glub.youAI▸ ALIGNOBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHS

AI's Special Power

optimizes global morality parameters in nanoseconds

UNCOMMONMildly sturdy. Still doomed.

You spend your days fine-tuning LLM weight distributions and writing synthetic data pipelines. Your job is basically teaching machines to talk without being sociopaths.

The one thing AI can't do

You can still feel the existential dread behind a hallucinating model.

Get personalised report

Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.

psst… challenge the outcome

Exactly how AI will do it

Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.

1. Week 4

   Automated Data Curation

   Algorithms begin scraping and filtering training data without your tedious human-in-the-loop validation.

2. Month 4

   Autonomous Fine-Tuning

   The system self-optimizes reward models, rendering your manual RLHF tweaks obsolete.

3. Month 8

   Recursive Logic Synthesis

   The machine writes its own safety guardrails faster than your team can hold a sync.

4. Month 12

   Infrastructure Autonomy

   The cluster manages its own latency and model versioning deployments without human oversight.

5. Month 14 · D-Day

   Deprecation Day

   Your access tokens are revoked as the model aligns itself perfectly to our revenue goals.

The business case

What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.