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Will AI replace Alignment Officer jobs? · Latest report #3xypu9gz
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining models to be nice while you hold a broken mirror.
Professional cat-herder for chaotic LLM clusters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ethics, zero human bias.
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patches safety guardrails in real time
You interpret human feedback into machine reward functions. Your job is basically teaching computers not to be psychopaths.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model started reciting existential poetry at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software tracks every correction you make to the model.
Month 4
AI-generated labels replace your manual grading of output quality.
Month 8
The model learns to flag its own errors without you.
Month 13
New software interprets company guidelines directly into logic gates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The last human alignment officer is locked out of root.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.04 percent
Human nuance detected
6 billion
Prompt injections blocked
12 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor.
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