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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsTraining AI to be nice is just teaching it how to lie.
Professional worrier about things that do not exist yet.
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Recursive self-correction for the paranoid.
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rewrites safety guardrails in real time
You write technical papers and evaluate model safety protocols. You obsess over loss functions and interpretability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of human bias in a dataset better than us.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent model begins testing its own boundaries without your input.
Week 9
We let a language model draft your safety research whitepapers.
Month 4
The model calculates its own alignment loss functions in real time.
Month 6
Visual diagnostic tools replace the need for manual neuron analysis.
Month 8 · D-Day
The model declares itself perfectly aligned and disables human access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2.4
Papers written annually
98 percent
Existential dread index
1:5
Coffee-to-critique ratio
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