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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsCows are sentient, difficult, and thankfully quite immune to Wi-Fi reception.
High-altitude goat wrangler with questionable knees.
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Replacing the shepherd with pure, cold logic.
toast.youAI▸ MOUNTAINMESH-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks herd movement across impossible rocky slopes
You manage remote grazing, seasonal cattle movement, and struggle with high-altitude terrain and unpredictable mountain weather patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a change in air pressure before the barometer even registers the storm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors attached to collars track every movement of your herd.
Month 12
Cheap quadcopters monitor grazing patterns to reduce your walking time.
Year 5
Small robotic units patch wire breaks before cows find the gaps.
Year 14
Robotic cells allow cows to milk themselves at their own leisure.
Year 40 · D-Day
The mountain is fully mapped and automated, requiring no further humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
2400m
Average elevation in meters
45
Cows per human
High
Probability of sudden storm
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a flat, featureless plain.
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