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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsThe mountains are huge, but your ego is currently bigger.
Professional rock-hugger and altitude-sickness enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reaching peaks without the frostbite.
oof.youAI▸ SUMMITDRONE MK IV▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
surveys peaks while you stay home
You spend weeks hauling gear and waiting for windows of clear weather to summit dangerous, unstable rock faces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to turn back when the weather turns truly lethal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-res sensors map every hold on the mountain face.
Year 5
Heavy-lift drones haul all your gear to base camp.
Year 14
AI models predict storms with 99 percent accuracy.
Year 22
Spider-bots climb the route using pre-drilled anchors.
Year 40 · D-Day
The peak is officially fully automated and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42 percent
Average summit success rate
800 yearly
Hours spent shivering in tents
12 to 1
Selfie-to-survival ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very flat prairie.
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