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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsHumans are physically incapable of stopping their obsession with shiny, hard objects.
Professional wanderer with heavy pockets and zero funding.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated aesthetic appraisal of low-value earth minerals.
nom.you▸ ROCKSCAN PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
catalogues local scree with hyper-spectral imaging
You wander through unstructured environments locating mineral specimens. You then attempt to communicate their aesthetic value to uninterested passersby.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively discern the specific tactile charm of a slightly smooth river stone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery identifies high-probability mineral clusters to eliminate your aimless wandering.
Month 16
Vision-guided crawlers navigate uneven terrain to collect samples without human hand-carrying.
Year 5
AI models quantify rock beauty scores based on global social media image frequency.
Year 14
Public kiosks project hyper-realistic rock data to passersby, removing the need for human demonstration.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human geological enthusiasm is declared redundant as rocks are now strictly digital assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4,200/yr
Rocks shown
0.003%
Interested passersby
4.5kg
Pocket weight
Your severance
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