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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 30, 2059
In 32 years, 11 monthsPaying money to hit a ball against a wall is your peak.
Weekend warrior with a neon sweatband and zero forehand.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The wall never misses a return.
toast.youAI▸ COURTBOT-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every ball with perfect geometry
You spend weekends chasing fuzzy balls inside a glass cage for fun. It is mostly cardio and social awkwardness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, unearned frustration of missing a simple backhand smash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots clear all available court slots before you even wake up.
Month 13
Sensors identify every error you make and judge your form.
Year 5
Robotic arms provide perfect, unreachable returns for your practice sessions.
Year 16
Enclosed courts become fully automated, removing the need for human opponents.
Year 33 · D-Day
The court remains permanently locked, leaving you to exercise on a treadmill.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
too many
Average missed overheads
inflated
Cost per court hour
low
Self-awareness level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overgrips and broken dreams.
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