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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize advertising spend for products nobody actually needs anyway.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and search algorithm whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bidding wars, automated and emotionless.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADOPTIMISE V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts ad bids in micro-milliseconds
You manage seller accounts, analyze sales data, and tweak ad bidding campaigns. Your life is spreadsheet-based misery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a seller why their account was suspended for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts learning your bidding habits from your past history.
Month 4
Your monthly performance reports are now generated instantly by a script.
Month 8
The algorithm manages all your PPC campaigns without your manual input.
Month 12
Automated agents handle all correspondence with your seller accounts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login access is revoked as the system completes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Spreadsheets consumed per day
99.9%
Ad spend ROI accuracy
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Average frustration level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Amazon Prime Video.
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