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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your soul for bid adjustments and quarterly retail reports.
Professional spreadsheet tender and retail dream weaver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing ad deals while you sleep soundly.
blub.you▸ MARKETFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises keyword bids to zero margin
You chase retail brands to buy advertising space on search results while manually tweaking campaign budgets and metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their holiday spend spiked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart dashboards take over your weekly spreadsheet performance updates.
Month 3
Algorithms handle daily keyword adjustments without needing your manual input.
Month 6
Generative models handle all client communication and campaign summaries.
Month 10
Software predicts renewal interest and sends pre-filled contracts automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client platform replaces you with a direct-buy API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
14
Average quarterly panic attacks
8
Spreadsheets filled per hour
4000$
Total wasted client lunch costs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to free two-day shipping.
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