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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsFeeding the algorithm your budget until it gets hungry for more.
Professional budget burner and search term strategist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your ad spend into pure profit.
oof.youAI▸ ADCOMPUTE PRIME 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes keyword bids every millisecond
You spend all day tweaking bids and keywords to make products show up on search pages.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd human ability to sense when an ad campaign is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards begin writing your weekly performance summaries for you.
Month 4
Rules-based engines take over your manual bid adjustments entirely.
Month 8
AI models generate and test thousands of ad variants instantly.
Month 12
The machine determines the strategy based on real-time market data.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your role away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Daily bid adjustments made
6
Average cup of coffee
12%
Return on wasted effort
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Amazon Prime Video.
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