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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsFeeding the algorithm your budget is not a career, it is math.
Professional budget-bleeder, spreadsheet master, and ad-slot enthusiast.
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Bidding higher than you ever could.
glub.youAI▸ ADSPEND OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autobids on every keyword until funds empty
You track daily advertising spend and convince clients to pour more money into Amazon's digital ad slots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your manual keyword and bid adjustments.
Month 4
Dashboards replace your slow manual reporting tasks.
Month 8
Automated email templates convince clients to spend more.
Month 12
The system learns the market without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client forgets your name and trusts the black box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9% accurate
Click-through rate manipulation
nanoseconds
Budget squandering speed
zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free Amazon Prime membership, expiring in June.
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