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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a slow biological barcode scanner in a vest.
Professional box-mover and barcode-alignment enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Human agility without the union complaints.
help!youAI▸ WAREHOUSEFLOW X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
extracts items from bins without bruising
You walk miles each shift picking items from shelves to pack them into boxes for rapid shipping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a damaged box that the sensors mistake for good stock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras plot the exact layout of every shelf in real-time.
Month 5
Robots begin handling stable, high-volume items on level ground.
Month 13
Soft-touch grippers learn to pick fragile or irregular items.
Year 2.1
Multi-arm units replace the need for human foot traffic entirely.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human access keys are revoked as the facility goes dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
25,000
Steps per shift
400 items
Hourly pick rate
Non-compliant
Bathroom breaks
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic floor mat and shame.
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