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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling soap on a search engine is not a legacy career, Dave.
Digital shelf-stocker with a flair for spreadsheet misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The marketplace is now a closed loop.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW-ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts bids based on live competitor clicks
You optimize product visibility and manage inventory levels for faceless consumer goods. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still write a product description that tricks a human into buying garbage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms take control of your daily advertising budget adjustments.
Month 4
Vision models scrape your competitors and auto-populate your product listings.
Month 8
Inventory management software orders stock before you even check levels.
Month 12
Bots handle all communication with the marketplace support systems.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of total algorithmic control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
34 percent
Average ad spend waste
6 days
Inventory restocking delay
12 milliseconds
Listing update speed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a 'Learn to Code' site.
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