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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGPS can find your route faster than your bladder can find relief.
Professional urban navigator, expert in tight driveway U-turns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The warehouse that drives itself.
ow.youAI▸ PRIME HAULER V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
leaves parcel in the perfect hidden spot
You scan packages, load the van, and drop boxes at front doors all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing stopping a dog from destroying the entire shipment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms stop suggesting inefficient turns to optimize your daily path.
Month 6
Drop-off points consolidate into automated hubs to minimize your walking distance.
Month 16
Small robots handle the final mile in mapped, low-traffic areas.
Year 2.5
The van steers itself while you just verify the digital signatures.
Year 4 · D-Day
The driver seat is removed to make room for more cardboard boxes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
180
Average daily stops
3 seconds
Package scan speed
High
Bladder-related delays
Your severance
A slightly used floor mat and a plastic bottle.
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