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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour A+ content is just data that writes itself faster anyway.
Professional keyword-stuffer for vitamin pills
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sells supplements while you regret your career choice
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optimizes ad bids while you blink
You optimize product keywords and manage advertising spend for supplement brands. Computers do this better and never sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific supplement category suddenly has a policy violation notice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies search terms better than any human researcher.
Month 4
Algorithms lower your ad spend while maintaining your sales rank.
Month 8
Generative models produce all product copy and images automatically.
Month 12
An agent monitors policy changes to prevent listing takedowns.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of API automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12,000
Listing tweaks per hour
0.00 percent
Ad spend wastage
Maximum
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired protein powder.
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