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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsFeeding the algorithm your margin until it eats you instead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing for a profit-obsessed world.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects pricing and boosts ad bids instantly
You track inventory levels, adjust ad spend, and fight automated bots that suspend your listings for no reason.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the listing was actually legitimate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software tracks your listing health and suggests automated inventory reorders.
Month 6
An agent takes over your daily bid adjustments based on real-time traffic.
Month 12
A vision model detects and fixes listing violations before Amazon does.
Month 16
AI writes and posts customer responses using your preferred brand tone.
Month 21 · D-Day
The engine runs the entire store autonomously while you find new hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14%
Listing suppression rate
22%
Average ad spend wasted
At Risk
Sellers account status
Your severance
A lifetime discount on your own unsold inventory.
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