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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell items that customers have already decided to buy themselves.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for retail giants.
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Automated account management for the masses.
split.youAI▸ VENDORBOT OPTIMIZER 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vendor negotiations using predictive pricing algorithms
You manage account health metrics and pitch promotional slots to vendors. You track inventory levels and sales performance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes trick a vendor into believing a bad quarter was intentional strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start logging your every email and spreadsheet update.
Month 3
The AI drafts your replies and you just click approve.
Month 8
Vendors now communicate directly with the bot without your intervention.
Month 12
The system no longer waits for your approval on pricing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200 annually
Emails ignored
800 liters
Coffee consumed
5 million
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
Two weeks of Prime shipping credits and a charger.
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