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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsPrime delivery arrives faster when it does not need a lunch break.
Professional box-mover and barcode-scanner extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fulfillment without the human friction.
bzzt.youAI▸ PRIMESORT X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes infinite orders without taking a break
You move inventory through fulfillment centers, picking items and scanning barcodes to pack customer orders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a damaged box that the sensors miss during high-speed scans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Weight sensors in bins identify misplaced items before you even scan.
Month 7
Cameras replace your eyes to identify items faster than any human.
Month 16
Robots take over the floor to bring pods to stationary pack-stations.
Year 2.2
Mechanical arms start grabbing delicate goods without breaking the fragile ones.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated as the last human floor walk ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Items picked per hour
0.3%
Human error rate
12 miles
Walking distance per shift
Your severance
One free month of Prime and a cardboard box.
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