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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 29, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTurning evolutionary marvels into a generic 'spicy crunch' descriptor for free.
Professional jungle-insect connoisseur (tastes like chicken, eventually).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the crunch so you don't have to.
help!youAI▸ BUGBITE ANALYZER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
catalogues toxic profiles with chemical precision
You forage and consume potentially toxic insects to catalog flavor profiles. The machine will simply sequence the chitinous protein structures instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle notes of impending neurotoxicity before the sensors detect anything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map your exact foraging patterns and common insect harvesting locations via satellite imagery.
Month 14
Chemical gas chromatography models begin replicating your subjective 'earthy' or 'spicy' taste assessments.
Year 2.4
Autonomous swarm-drones deploy to mimic your collection techniques without getting lost in the brush.
Year 3.5
Lab-grown synthetic insect-flavor compounds replace the need for actual raw sample ingestion.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your role is fully decommissioned as the AI predicts every possible bug-based flavor combination remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Suboptimal
Toxin tolerance level
2,400
Bugs ingested annually
High mortality
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dehydrated cricket flour crackers.
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