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Will AI replace Ambassador jobs? · Latest report #2k4fw3ff
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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour career is mostly expensive cocktails and pretending the internet doesn't exist.
Professional traveler currently over-indexing on vintage wine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutrality without the expensive travel budget.
bzzt.youAI▸ DIPLOMACYNODE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors global tensions in real-time
You represent national interests through diplomatic cables, state dinners, and high-stakes negotiation behind closed, velvet-draped doors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking during dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Natural language models begin drafting your standard cable responses.
Month 7
Software handles all seating charts and formal dinner logistics.
Month 15
High-fidelity holograms start replacing your physical attendance at ceremonies.
Month 22
AI-driven models iterate every outcome of a trade negotiation.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The embassy is fully managed by our central intelligence server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4,200
Canapes consumed per annum
12
Vague emails sent hourly
8
Hours spent ignoring cables
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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