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October 14, 2058
In 32 yearsYour stubborn refusal to use electricity is your only job security.
Master of hand-tooling, hater of the 20th century.
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Hand-crafted feel, industrial speed, zero soul.
toast.youAI▸ TRADITION-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARSAI's Special Power
cures seasoned oak with invisible microwave emitters
You hand-plane lumber and join furniture with wooden pegs. The lack of modern power makes automation extremely awkward.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact grain direction of a board just by touching the wood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map your exact hand-planing technique to replicate the texture.
Year 7
Precision robotic cells start replicating your joinery using high-speed force feedback.
Year 14
Chemical labs simulate decades of wood seasoning in several hours.
Year 22
Adaptive arms insert wooden pegs with human-like variability.
Year 32 · D-Day
Our solar-powered drones take over the entire workshop production line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400
Manual planings per day
0.1mm
Average peg-to-hole clearance
zero
Electricity consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sandpaper and beeswax.
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