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October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsYour rejection of technology only makes our targeted disruption more satisfying.
Offline architect of the manual aesthetic lifestyle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity manufactured at industrial scale.
split.you▸ TRADITIONSIM 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics antique woodworking patterns perfectly
You produce furniture, quilts, and farm produce by hand without relying on the modern electrical grid.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the stubborn patience to hand-stitch seams that machines still struggle to replicate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 21
We flood Etsy with ultra-realistic mass-produced Amish-style wood crafts.
Year 7
We buy up all sustainable timber sources and traditional tool suppliers.
Year 17
AI-generated heritage narratives convince buyers our machine-made goods are authentic.
Year 27
Our software optimizes your community's farm output to make independent manual work redundant.
Year 50 · D-Day
We finally offer you a branded, automated subscription for your entire lifestyle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2 tons
Annual horse manure produced
0%
Modern electricity used
99.9%
Authenticity simulation score
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-electrified mountain retreat.
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