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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsHand-planing wood is charming, but a CNC router is faster.
Master of joinery, hater of modern power tools.
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Old world charm, high speed production.
help!youAI▸ TRADITIONBOT 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
cuts perfect dovetails in under ten seconds
You spend days hand-planing oak and joining dovetails with traditional tools. Computers will soon mimic this aesthetic perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific grain tension in the raw timber before cutting it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software captures your design styles to replicate them accurately.
Month 5
Sensors identify the unique tension in every single wood plank.
Month 13
Robotic arms perform the exact mortise cuts you once measured.
Year 2.2
Precision spray nozzles apply the perfect amount of oil consistently.
Year 5 · D-Day
Automated factory lines fully eliminate the need for hand crafting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12%
Average wood wastage percentage
Two
Dovetail joints per hour
High
Human error rate
Your severance
One free electronic copy of a woodworking book.
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