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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for missing billion-dollar illicit transfers.
Professional spreadsheet architect of compliance failure.
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Real-time auditing without the human error
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flags offshore accounts before they even open
You oversee testing of automated rules to detect money laundering. You report on compliance failures to internal auditors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a regulator why the system missed the obvious red flags.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System starts reading all transaction logs without human manual requests.
Month 5
AI writes its own monitoring rules based on actual patterns.
Month 10
Software speaks directly to auditors, replacing your status decks.
Month 15
System patches its own logic holes before auditors arrive.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final log summary and a severance notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
too high
false positive rate
barely enough
audit findings closed
lethal dose
stress-induced caffeine intake
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium access.
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