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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou spend your shift watching robots fail while pretending you matter.
Professional obstacle remover in a sea of yellow tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing the path so your robots stay busy.
no no noyouAI▸ FLOORSWEEP 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears pod jams without stopping the flow
You recover fallen items from restricted robot zones and restart hung hardware. You are a biological pause button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still recognize when a bin is stuck because of a human error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Robots identify their own fallen cargo without human intervention.
Month 5
Gantry systems reach into zones to pull out misplaced items.
Month 13
Soft resets occur via signal instead of physical button presses.
Year 1.9
Robots lock down zones only when absolutely necessary for safety.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The warehouse floor is fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
15 miles
Steps walked per shift
42
Average E-stop resets
3,000
Products kicked by robots
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a different warehouse.
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