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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou monitor vital signs that machines already display perfectly well, anyway.
Highly caffeinated guardian of the unconscious state.
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Dosing patients with terrifying, cold, mathematical precision.
ow.youAI▸ SEDATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage using real-time neural feedback
You manage patient sedation levels and airway patency during complex surgeries. You balance chemistry while monitoring life-critical feedback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, non-digital anxiety in a patient's voice before they are sedated.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Sensors begin logging vital signs directly to the hospital cloud.
Year 8
Smart pumps take over the titration of standard sedative agents.
Year 16
Gantry systems manage routine intubation with consistent, steady pressure.
Year 24
AI predicts patient drops before they appear on the monitor.
Year 40 · D-Day
The operating room runs on a fully automated closed-loop system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumption during shift
0.8 seconds
Reaction time to drop in SpO2
Every 5 mins
Chart entry frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium medical-grade sedation.
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