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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsPretending to live on Mars is just expensive, high-stakes camping.
Professional Martian LARPer in a basement in Utah
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect isolation, zero morale, total compliance.
ow.youAI▸ HABITABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes oxygen consumption during simulated crisis
You perform isolation studies, equipment maintenance, and pretend-science tasks in sealed, high-pressure environments. You eat rehydrated rations and manage communication latency with Earth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain morale when the carbon dioxide scrubbers inevitably start making that weird noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy automated chat agents to perfectly mimic the tedious 20-minute feedback loop from Earth.
Month 6
Install RFID sensors on all rations and spare parts to eliminate manual logging errors.
Month 16
Integrate modular robotic arms into the habitat walls for automated life-support repair tasks.
Year 2.5
Automate the entire grow cycle with vision-guided cameras and nutrient-delivery irrigation systems.
Year 4 · D-Day
Remove the human to eliminate the primary source of physiological inconsistency and emotional waste.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
1200 hours
Time spent in airlock
Linear
Psychological decay rate
1800
Calories per day
Your severance
One lifetime supply of freeze-dried space ice cream.
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