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May 24, 2028
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You write custom SAP reports and maintain complex business code. Documentation and test cases follow the same fate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Agents read your entire codebase to build a logic model.
Month 5
Smart models write the documentation you never wanted to do.
Month 10
Automated agents execute every test case without human error.
Month 15
The logic engine refactors old scripts into modern cloud structures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your dev account.
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Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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ABAP lines replaced daily
100 percent
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