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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsTurning your slide deck into a binary death warrant.
Master of charts, wizard of spreadsheets, destroyer of weekends.
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Data synthesis without the human billable hours.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-AI MODEL 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect decks in three seconds
You synthesize massive datasets into polished presentations for clients who barely skim the executive summary slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their internal revenue growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visualisation software instantly generates your entire slide deck from raw data.
Month 3
A background script re-writes your broken macros in robust code.
Month 6
An agent handles all feedback cycles without requiring your presence.
Month 9
Natural language models write the summaries you spent hours drafting.
Month 12 · D-Day
The consulting firm replaces the department with a server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42
Slides per client pitch
3
Excel crashes per week
120
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
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