Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Analytical Toxicologist jobs? · Latest report #jprrwsd2
Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour mass spectrometry data is just a pattern for a faster processor.
Master of LC-MS/MS and caffeine-fueled peak integration.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior detection, zero human interpretation errors.
help!youAI▸ TOX-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters noisy results with perfect predictive precision
You identify substances in biological samples using complex chemistry. You spend your days validating data and maintaining sensitive equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why a faulty reagent batch is wrecking your baseline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors automatically capture and validate every instrument reading without your help.
Month 10
Adaptive software detects and fixes baseline drift before you wake up.
Month 20
Robotic liquid handlers prepare samples, removing all your pipette fatigue.
Year 2.5
Machine vision models draft the toxicology reports for your final check.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system runs the lab entirely without a human supervisor present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Samples processed per day
0.1 per week
Accidental chemical spills
14 hours weekly
Calibration time spent
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated glassware cleaning service.
Discussion
