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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day making charts to explain why charts exist.
Professional translator of spreadsheets to corporate panic
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filters noise from vanity metrics instantly
You query SQL databases and build dashboards to tell managers things they already suspected but ignored.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about why the numbers look bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now write and test your SQL scripts automatically.
Month 4
Pattern recognition software fixes your messy spreadsheet errors in seconds.
Month 8
Visualisation tools generate real-time charts without human dashboard designers.
Month 13
Monitoring systems spot data errors faster than any human analyst.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system now reports insights directly to leadership without your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Dashboards ignored per week
3
SQL joins resulting in panic
8
Meetings about data quality
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