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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou build complex data towers just so others can ignore them.
Principal Architect (Architecture of imaginary data structures).
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You design data pipelines and schema models. You waste time defining truth in a sea of broken logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their data requirements during a meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your redundant tables before you even open your laptop.
Month 4
Smart agents build your ETL workflows faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 8
A central model standardizes definitions so you are no longer needed.
Month 13
Algorithms rewrite your SQL to be faster than your manual attempts.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a final log report confirming your total career obsolescence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
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Average query latency
4,200
Meaningless dashboard count
infinite
Architecture diagram iterations
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