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In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ML models are just expensive ways to confirm my existence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents now scrub and tag your raw transaction logs.
Month 4
Neural nets generate the insights before you even open SQL.
Month 9
Visuals build themselves based on changing client needs.
Month 14
An AI agent presents the slides directly to your stakeholders.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the consultancy cycle.
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