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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou interpret charts that a script could read in a millisecond.
Professional PowerPoint storyteller and chart interpreter.
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Truth without the long-winded boardroom meetings.
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filters noise from signal in real time
You translate data into executive presentations and decide which metrics matter most for the company strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all your raw data and builds the charts automatically.
Month 4
Large language models write your slide decks before you arrive.
Month 8
Algorithms learn which data points influence leadership and target them.
Month 13
Leadership talks directly to the dashboard instead of hiring you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The analytics department is replaced by a single API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
45
Slides per strategy shift
88 percent
Time spent in meetings
1:20
Average data-to-drivel ratio
Your severance
One free trial to a data visualization software.
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