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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour SQL wizardry is just a glorified lookup table for management.
Senior Analytics Engineer (dbt believer, dashboard whisperer)
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Automating the truth out of your data.
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optimizes query plans in nanoseconds
You clean messy data into star schemas and maintain the dbt project. You build dashboards for bored executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually tell the stakeholder why their vanity metric is completely meaningless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI crawlers index your schemas and map your undocumented column mess.
Week 12
Adaptive scripts patch your failing dbt models without human intervention.
Month 6
Central models replace your custom logic with consistent definitions.
Month 9
Executives ask the bot questions instead of viewing your dashboards.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and your warehouse access revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14
Models broken per sprint
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
42
SQL queries written daily
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