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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just vanity projects for managers with no vision.
Professional cell-cell reference and stakeholder appeasement expert.
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Real-time water data without the human delay.
split.you▸ FLOWVISION AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates recurring pivot tables every morning
You build BI reports and update Excel sheets to track water pipe data and water flow metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about why their data looks wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual Excel scrubbing of raw grid logs.
Month 4
BI dashboards update automatically without human intervention or formatting.
Month 8
AI assistants answer management questions about water metrics directly.
Month 13
Algorithms predict grid needs better than your yearly projections.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
22
Hours spent in meetings
94%
Reports ignored by management
Your severance
A one-year license to an outdated Excel plugin.
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