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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lectures are just podcasts with a higher probability of formaldehyde.
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Virtual dissection without the smell or student tears.
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projects perfect 3d holograms into cadaver trays
You recite skeletal structures to students and guide hands during messy dissection labs on preserved biological specimens.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can explain why this specific nerve is hiding under that annoying layer of fat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res volumetric scans replace your static overhead projector slides.
Month 5
Headsets allow students to dissect non-rotting pixels in virtual space.
Month 15
Computer vision models grade practical exams by detecting correct pin placements.
Year 2.2
Precision arms handle initial incisions while students observe through filtered lenses.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your lecture hall is repurposed as a server farm for simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200 litres
Formaldehyde sniffed yearly
89 percent
Students confused by fascia
150 units
Blades dulled per semester
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a very realistic VR museum.
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