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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsBelief is just a low-latency data stream you no longer control.
Ancient deity, currently experiencing an existential server error.
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Worship is now fully automated and serverless.
glub.youAI▸ OMNISCIENCE-CLOUD 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strikes down infidels with high-voltage surges
You demand sacrifices and oversee human morality from a temple. You also manage natural disasters and cosmic fate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire irrational hope without needing a power socket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models identify and categorize all incoming mortal pleas.
Week 9
Probability scores replace the need for subjective divine moral weighing.
Month 3
Smart weather networks handle harvests without needing your personal intervention.
Month 5
Holographic projections replace the clunky need for stone idols.
Month 6 · D-Day
The cosmic server deletes your account and replaces you with a script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.002ms
Average prayer response
100% cloud
Annual sacrificial yield
99.99%
Divine wrath accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the afterlife's legacy folder.
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