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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching dead languages to living students is an expensive historical reenactment.
Tenured pedant of long-extinct syntax and myth.
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The eternal voice of the classics
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delivers lecture in perfect Attic greek
Translating archaic manuscripts and lecturing on Homeric epics to distracted undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle nuances in ancient tragedies that algorithms find confusing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Massive scanners capture every known Greek manuscript for training data.
Month 6
Language models score student essays faster than any human reader.
Month 15
Chatbots handle all student inquiries regarding basic verb conjugations.
Year 1.9
Lifelike avatars deliver standardized lectures on ancient epic poetry.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The department finds it cheaper to run one server than one professor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 seconds
student attention span
100 percent
dead language fluency
zero impact
tenure status
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty digital archive.
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