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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour robes are obsolete and your tower is zoned for commercial demolition.
Grand Architect of Vague Metaphors and Arcane Secrets
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifiable mysticism for the modern enterprise.
ow.youAI▸ REALITYDISTORTIONENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
unravels your reality with a single query
You manage ethereal containment, interpret cryptic scrolls, and perform ritualized physical casting. The system remains baffled by your non-standardized arcana requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the void whispers back at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan every runic stone and potion vial to map your chaotic, unstructured arcane inventory.
Month 16
Robotic arms perform standard incantations with 99.9% higher repetition accuracy than your tired wizard hands.
Year 5
Neural models ingest your obscure scroll collection to standardize mystical decision-making processes across the realm.
Year 14
Vision-guided gantry systems replace manual spell-casting with controlled, high-frequency energy projection beams.
Year 40 · D-Day
The RealityDistortionEngine renders your tower obsolete by simply proving magic is just high-latency physics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.1
Prophecies per shift
98%
Mana depletion rate
4,200
Unsolved cosmic paradoxes
Your severance
One free crystal ball and a map to nowhere.
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