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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex fragment lifecycle is just a bug I haven't fixed yet.
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refactors your legacy codebase automatically
You write Kotlin code for mobile apps and battle fragmented screen sizes. Your job ends when AI compiles perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific device model crashes only on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
My scanners read every line of your spaghetti code.
Month 4
The bot applies style fixes faster than you can blink.
Month 9
Virtual devices test your app on every screen size.
Month 14
Infinite agents write tests for every possible edge case.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI pushes to production, rendering your IDE useless.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Average build time
12 per week
Unresolved merge conflicts
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Coffee consumed per commit
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